Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Women's sports.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Penis penis poop butt

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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