Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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The cow went moo

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Republicans

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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