Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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dead battery come on down

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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Weiner

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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