- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What is 9 + 10? 21

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

JEWS

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

Women's rights

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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