How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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