what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Do you know what's not right? Left.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

69

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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