- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Why did the child step on a ball?

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

A horse cantered into a bar.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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