the cast of the jersey shore

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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0 + 0 = 0

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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1234 5

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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whats better than 24................. 25

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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