A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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