Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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a man walks into horse bar

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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