When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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