- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

Smart Blondes

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

Heartlight

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

AVB

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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