Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Your Mom.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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