A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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