- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Women.

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What did the fish say? Moo

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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