- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

prepares this to get negged

Watch your lips.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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