what happened to your gran you tell me

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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