Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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My butt!!!!

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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The Irish man was sober.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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