why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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