- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joay impistato is a fig

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Emily Brunelle is skinny

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

You just won the game...

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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