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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

19th amendment

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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