Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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a man walks into horse bar

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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where are you?

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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