- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Guess what? No.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Women.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What did the fish say? Moo

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