Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Thanks

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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