once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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1+1 =? Too

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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