What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Ouch.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

The Barackness Monster

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Straight men can be bronies.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

A: B: No pun intended.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Hi.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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