- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Your mom.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Emily Brunelle is skinny

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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