if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Ouch.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

joe diragi makes paul look straight

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Straight men can be bronies.

A: B: No pun intended.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

The Barackness Monster

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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