- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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