Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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