- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Johan showering. . . AWK

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Niki Minaj's ass

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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