How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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thumbs up!

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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