- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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