Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

women's rights

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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