- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

:O + :P = 69

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

terry stockton is straight

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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