- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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