natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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9/11

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who smells? •Liam

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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