A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

Joey mayer's face

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

space is fun

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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