- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

It smells like triangles in here.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Mitt Romney.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

penis

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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