- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

My butt!!!!

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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