- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

the cast of the jersey shore

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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