Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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A snake walks into a bar

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Thank you for helping to save the animals. You may send your donation as a check to "Anti-Joke" at 555 Main Street, Anytown, CA.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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