- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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