Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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Cancer.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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this is gay

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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