What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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general tso's broccoli

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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