A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Scientology.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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Men's Sports

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Shut the cork up!

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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who smells? •Liam

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Where's my shotgun

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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