- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Jared Gough is a slut

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

So. The gays. ...

mc hammers income.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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