- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

my mom raped yerr foot

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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