- Anti Joke

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

My name is never spelt right so its all good

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

The weels on the bus go...flat

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children