- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Zach Barlow

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Black people. They are so kind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Win and Beau have no friends

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

knock knock who's there police

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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