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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Are you Drew?

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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