- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Looks through the peephole.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Your mom.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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