What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Women's rights

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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