- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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