imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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I have no ideas.

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my namew is jd

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Anti Joke

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