- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Your time.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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