A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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alston wang

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Joe Biden

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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You

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who is mark

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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fkda

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Ebola

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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