why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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Turn around.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Women's rights

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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