What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Farts smell bad!

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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