A black guy with his family.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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asian drivers.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Knock knock What

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The 19th Amendment

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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Women

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Anti Joke

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