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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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knock knock who's there?

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Girls Basketball.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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