Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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WNBA

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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obama leadership

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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