- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

PENlS.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

How many cows say moo? All of them

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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