What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Hi my name is Jim

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

When life throws you lemons, duck.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

thumb_up thumb_down

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

thumb_up thumb_down

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

thumb_up thumb_down

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

thumb_up thumb_down

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

thumb_up thumb_down

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

thumb_up thumb_down

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

thumb_up thumb_down

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops