- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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