why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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