How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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who smells? •Liam

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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Penis

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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Reed is poopin

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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