Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

peter charastabopouloulous

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

zebras

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

this is gay

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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