How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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