Dear crush, I want to drink you

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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PENlS.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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