- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

What's up? The sky.

the asian kid gets an F

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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