Women's rights.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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69

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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