How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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