Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Good boy

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Are you a human?

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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