Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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