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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

a catholic priest and a young boy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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