Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Paul Dylan King!

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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terry stockton is straight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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