whats 2+2? 4

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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