- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Justin Beiber

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

connor sucks

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

alston wang

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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